What good is paddy-whack night without a good paddy-whacker? Pretend YOU are a brother
your local chapter of The Fun Lab with a Fun Lab Frat Paddle! A hard-hitting piece of wood with that nice
2001 logo! Love it!
The classic paddle. Leave them screaming, "Thank you, doctor, may I have another!?!"
Torque is on your side with a longer reach. Hit hard and from a distance! And remember, we can
call a fraternity a FRAT, just like we can call our laboratory a LAB! We're AMERICAN!