The Fun Lab is currently looking for QUALIFIED people to fill the following positions:
Duties: The Janitor cleans our messes.
REQs: A mop and bucket. And some soapy water, too. Must not be afraid of monkey turds.
Benefits: Bananas, cigars, and fezes. DOE.
Duties: A monkey. To do monkey tricks and act silly.
REQs: Tail, fur, monkey hands ("paws").
skills a plus.
Duties: This position demands daily quotas of Merv Griffin.
REQs: Must ACTUALLY be Merv Griffin.
Please send your resume and a cover letter to:
The Fun Lab
8327 25th Ave NW
Seattle, WA 98117
or e-mail it to:
"jobs" as the subject.