Mustaches Across America

One needn't look far to find some fantastic examples of lip success in America. Why, this great land of ours is overflowing with lip hair! I have compiled a brief gallery of some of the most glorious mustache wearers of our time.

I only hope that this compilation can somehow lay the groundwork for me. These upstanding men (and one woman) exude the determination and class (the panache, if you will) that is today's modern mustache. Observe:

Tom Selleck:

The strength that only chest hair and a mustache could deliver. It's this simple: Tom Selleck's mustache alone can fight crime.

Burt Reynolds:

Masculinity and class. Burt Reynolds brought sophistication to Hollywood's dark years. Cannonball Run II, for example, is arguably the most sophisticated movie of all time!