Name: Richard Boll
Position: Public Relations Department Head
Marital Status: ???
Notes: The Fun Lab has been a trophy of effectivity and resource, thinking and rethinking, developing and redeveloping, slipping and falling. And nowhere else has The Fun Lab's tireless crusade for comedic science been better realized than by the efforts of Richard Boll, The Fun Lab Head of Public Relations.
Dick is a model of workplace efficiency. He stands in the highest regard with the major Public Relations officers in every sector of the free world. He sends out a record number of concise memos to The Fun Lab staff and clients each week.
Trouble is, no one at The Fun Lab has actually seen Rick Boll. Never. Richard Boll has an office door; this we are sure of. He has an email account that has frequent messages delivered to its inbox. Richard makes an impressive salary, according to The Fun Lab Human Resources Director, Agnus Templeton. The Fun Lab janitor Brit Gembala once detected an odor emanating from under Dick's door.
But Richard Boll's office doorknob is locked by a key that does not match any of The Fun Lab's master keys. His office does not appear on any of the blueprints and building schematics. Though he frequently mentions his office window that looks over the parking lot, no one can seem to pinpoint just which window Rick Boll claims is his.
Doctors Bengsston and Gutenhosen once staked out Boll's office door for a full three days, not once seeing him come or go, not once hearing anything coming from behind the door but the sound of water running. Meanwhile, Richard Boll sent an impressive forty seven memos to various The Fun Lab staff, including a Western Union telegram sent to Bengsston and Gutenhosen as they crouched to see under Boll's door:
DOCTORS BENGSSTON AND GUTENHOSEN STOP
It must also be noted here that Western Union has no record of this telegram delivery, and finds it peculiar as Western Union has not delivered a single telegram since 1983.
The Fun Lab sees no reason to terminate Dick's employment, as his memo writing is nothing other than top-notch. However, Agnus Templeton has informed Boll that he will receive no further holiday bonuses until he attends a Committee meeting.